Vagina Camp.

That’s right, you heard me, I said Vagina Camp. The thing is… I have written many posts already, with a plethora of keywords to chose from and for some reason, the majority of googlers who land on The Lady’s Lounge are searching for… how can I say this without getting even higher google rankings for…

Bad Boyfriend!

We had just had the most amazing sex ever. I could still taste it. We went for a boardwalk stroll, holding hands and gazing adoringly into each other’s eyes. We walked right up to this girl who was waiting with wide eyed anticipation as we approached her. My boyfriend turned to me and said… “Jen,…

Stray cats…

I was casually stalking you guys on my tracker tonight when I came to the realization that my readers are a bunch of perverts who aren’t actually looking for a good read as much as a good old fashioned jpeg of boobs, bestiality and alley cats humping! You sick little monkeys!!!!

Feeling good

Last night I went to see Michael Buble at the Bell Center last night and I’m pretty sure, despite our seats being ever so slightly off to the side, that I’m almost certain he impregnated me with his voice while singingFeeling Good. Seriously. He looked right at us. Eye contact was quiet possibly made, which…

Breasts Ablaze

So.. for those of you who are not familiar with the age old art of striptease, otherwise known as Burlesque, the name Satan’s Angel might not mean much to you… I’m about to change that. 5 days of rhinestones, feather boas, swarovsky crystal, fringe and lace, twirling tassels, butts bouncing, shimmying and shaking, and you’re…

Matthew McConaughey can suck it.

I figured it would be about as intelligent as those articles in Cosmo that tell you that in order to spice up your sex life you need to turn off the Television during love making or *yawn* prepare a candle lit meal for your mate. I still always read them, just in case somebody actually…

Sleepless and Violated

  How does one ask their cat to move out? I’ve tried reasoning with him about screaming like a banshee all night but he doesn’t listen. He wants the bathroom tap left open so he can have fresh water at his disposal all night. He wants our bedroom doors open all night so he can…

Surprise!

  So here’s the thing… I have all these little projects in the works right now, that I am super excited about, including a very special and  super secret surprise one that I CAN’T WAIT to show you guys. For real, It’s making me a little nuts, keeping my mouth shut. It’s a bit of…