Honestly!! An Urban Dictionary? For what? Our language is going to hell in a hand-basket and there are real live humans who actually believe that it is a reliable source of legitimate information. What kind of humanity leads to literary chaos so powerful that even the Oxford English Dictionary is bullied into granting ‘trolleyed’, ‘jazz hands’, Tanorexia and ‘sexting’ entry?
Wait a minute…
“Jenny
An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she’s wonderful.”
“Jennifer
She has the most beautiful eyes and hair.
She smells that of a fall evening, and her voice will typically seranade you.”
Urban Dictionary, how did you… are you… could it be that I have judged you too hastily?
Psssst… it’s serenade.
