Kids are Jerks
In a good way though. For real, I admire them immensely. In fact I want to be them. I want to be 3 years old and here’s why: My daughter
I AM FAKE NEWS!
It finally happened. Jo was quietly running through her morning routine; drinking coffee, scrolling away on her phone, stalking chicks on the right, bombarding me with questions I can’t possibly
Self Mutilation and other acts of domestic rebellion
“I miss cooking” she said. “You do all the cooking around here, I feel like I never cook” she said. “I never cook anymore. I’m going to start cooking again”
The Elephant otherwise known as Trump and other obvious causes for divorce
I’ve heard rumours of marriages being dissolved over some of the dumbest things, like leaving the cap off the toothpaste or leaving the lights on when leaving the room, forgetting
It could be worse, it could be 2016
People are complaining about the cold and the wet and the snow and yuck and I get that. I really do. I don’t love any of those things, and I
Happy New Year (2017 )
Happy New Year!! So here’s the thing: Every year I update my New Year Resolutions from the previous year – checking off the ones that were accomplished, and reevaluating the
Because Facebook Isn’t Real Life
I know that talking about Facebook is so old and done, but I still keep finding myself surprised by how seriously people take it. “You didn’t like the video I
I like gay people – and other reasons to be very very afraid
So I was sitting around mourning my life losses the other day, lamenting closed windows and opportunities untaken, torturing myself by searching for the audition tapes of all the women who have lived
In which someone wipes the smug look off a guy’s face by smacking the trump hat off his head
Maybe it’s our fault, because we forgot to stop to buy champagne on the way there. Maybe deep deep deep down inside, we knew that the bottle of champagne would have just
Alcohol makes you better at sports; A somewhat loose translation
Something I noticed when I moved back to Montreal years ago, was that Quebecers are so much more open and down to earth than Vancouverites. “What???” You may be asking
SWEET VEGAN