After judging these people rather harshly and rolling my eyes, I stopped and asked myself.
Wait… Do I look forward to my life? Or am I also just coping with it?
Category: The awesomeness that is the inner workings of my somewhat disturbed and unarguably juvenile mind
Dear Crazy Creatives…
Are you plagued with questions that you don’t have the answers to? Do you need advice and don’t know who to turn to? Having trouble deciding whether or not to start your own business? Get bangs? Toss your SO to the curb with the rest of the trash? Are you dying to know our deepest…
Bush Envy ( Dear Jennifer June)
Dear JJC, I’ve been to pretty much every single stand-up comedy show you’ve ever done, and when I hear your stories, I feel like we’re practically the same person even though you’re obviously cooler, smarter and prettier than me. #goals I went vegan, had 3 kids and bleached my bangs, to be just more like you!…
Am I dying or getting famous?
Last night I dreamed of my mother. We were in the front foyer of her New Jersey split-level bungalow. “I’m just going to Costco to get you a coffin, do you need anything else?” she offhandedly mentioned, as she squeezed past me in the hallway, jacket on and car keys in hand. “wait, what? You’re what?”…
Pro tip, don’t be a dick
My place of employment recently changed medical insurers, and informed us that we would have to pay for all medical expenses out of pocket until at least October 1st, when our new cards arrive. Naturally, two days after this announcement, I quite promptly bit down on a seemingly harmless almond and quite certainly and absolutely broke…
In which I practice self-care, turn into the hunchback of Notre Dame De Grace and still go on Vacation
Monday afternoon, 3 days before our departure date, I participated enthusiastically in Self-Care day at work. We had various workshops to choose from, including natural soap making, cooking, arts and crafts etc… In the spirit of preparing for what I had decided was going to be the most restful, reflective and rejuvenating vacation of my…
Where dreams go to die
My good friend Nanci and I have known each other since we were about 14 years old. She’s one of the smartest, funniest and most talented people I know and I love her to pieces. I’m not sure exactly how the seed was planted. I think my girlfriend suggested we do it so I brought…
Is there such thing as too much Self Care?
It wasn’t even 7:00pm and I literally couldn’t keep my eyes open. I had chills even though the thermometer read 16 degrees Celsius in the house. What? Oh, yes I know, the BBC weather guide says that the “recommended temperature is 21 degrees Celsius (69.8 degrees Farenheit), but you may be more comfortable at a higher temperature. If…
Sleepless In Montreal
As the upstairs neighbours drift into a euphoric slow-wave dreamless delta state, their brain waves slowing and enlarging blissfully like the heart of an angel (with dilated cardiomyopathy), a sudden and almost paralyzing shriek fills the air. “FLO GET THE F*@&! AWAY FROM THE DOOR! I swear to god I’ll spray you!” The screen door we installed…
Sophistication, Success and Serial Killers
My idol, Julia Cameron, includes this exercise in a few of her brilliant books, The Artist’s Way, the Sound of Paper and perhaps some others, where she encourages her reader to visit their own perceptions of what items for them could serve as a token of success. I have taken it a step further and…