And for the children… Hollow Tombs

“OH MY GOD!!! I can’t believe I didn’t send my kids anything for Easter!” I admitted shamefully in the 50% all easter chocolate labyrinth at Walmart this morning. The shamefully

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I Don’t Give A Damn About My Bad Education

Okay, well that’s not entirely true but… Oh my God – Oh my God – Oh my God! I saw Joan Jett in concert on Monday night and SHUT UP!

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The Best Exotic Jewish General (Code Lavender)

So I booked another rejuvenating stay at the Jewish General Hospital quite recently, and I have to say; The new wing is pretty luxurious. Yes it took me over 12

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Beyonce can suck it and here’s why

Okay maybe I didn’t actually mean that Beyonce herself should suck it. What I meant is that this quote, “You have the same 24 hours as Beyonce” – The internet should

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Bronch Asthmati Pneumonial Tubercu Menangeezus What The Hell Have You Given Me?

So, as I have mentioned in the past, I think it’s really annoying and stupid when people’s facebook statuses are all about how sick they are because I find it

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The Mice Will Play. NOT THE CATS. The MICE. (An openly passive aggressive wine review)

So hypothetically speaking…. If I had been left Pet-Sitting while somebody was away on vacation, basking in the sunshine, splashing around in the ocean waves, frolicking about like a floozy

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The Almost Littlest Hobo

What? I’m only 5’2″ – Which makes me, at least by German or Swedish standards, pretty little for a fully grown woman. Of course I come from neither German nor

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Who’s That Girl?

This week I have been inhabiting the body, mind and soul of pretty much any leading lady in the first half of any Hollywood romantic comedy. You know the one.

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Oh, Were you sleeping?!?!?

 Here are some things that I have learned recently: If you have the energy to whine all over facebook about your symptoms, it’s not the Flu. It’s a cold. If

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Thai Bowls And Russian Mobsters

So the other night I order a take-out Thai curry for delivery and it took me on a mini-adventure. The delivery person was a middle-aged Russian man named Vitaly, who,

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