For those of you who are mad at me about yesterday’s post.
I have never actually insulted or verbally assaulted my children on facebook. I have never actually called them assholes (to their faces) much less told them to much go &*(# themselves.
As for the menace that I intended to kill them in their sleep… I’ll own that one because I can’t fully swear I haven’t done. I don’t remember ever having done so but I’m not 100% certain that I haven’t.
I don’t want to throw you guys off or anything.
I know you’ve grown quite used to me hating my life.
But some really amazing things are all going on at once and it’s making me really really happy.
I know, it’s weird, but don’t worry, I’m still as bitchy and moody as ever, it’s just that my bitching and mood swinging is currently peppered with bits of skipping and jumping and lots and lots of smiling.
I spent a really inspiring afternoon in the studio, with one of the most talented and creative people I have ever met yesterday afternoon. We did a little recording and discussed some top secret projects that I am going to tell you more about once they get moving.
After which, I ( and by I, I mean my alter ego/Burlesque self, Damiana Dolce) rushed off to an interview with Emily Hill of wherearetheshows.com, the link for which I will share with you as soon as it’s published.
I feel like if I tell you guys all of what else is brewing over here I’ll jinx everything and none of it will happen. But I’m so excited I could scream from the mountain tops. Except for that I live in Montréal and we don’t do mountains here. Unless you consider the mole hill that is Mount Royal a mountain. Which, having grown up in British Columbia, I do not.
Maybe if I don’t come right out and say it, maybe if I just imply that it may or may not be happening, I’d still be safe?
Maybe if I just told you that I may or may not be going to Brooklyn soon to film one of my blog posts, it will still happen.
Maybe if I tell you that hypothetically speaking, were I to be performing in the Burlesque tent of the Just For Laughs festival this summer, I would be pretty damn pleased, it would still potentially, hypothetically happen.
Maybe if I straight up told you that I have been invited to spend the first week of August in Japan, performing in the first ever Tokyo Burlesque Festival, it would stay real, because it totally is and I was and OH MY GOD!! Seriously? Japan? Are you kidding me?
And also, I’ll be there for my birthday! I’ll be singing. In Japan. On my birthday. I could pretty much just pee my pants with joy, in fact I just did, just now, as I wrote that.
In all fairness, I sneezed at the same time so…
What I can also tell you, without hesitation, is that tonight is the Candyass Club Cabaret’s Prom Night Burlesque Show and the details are HERE: Candyass Club Cabaret Class of 2012 Prom Night