Interview generated by Aunt Becky of Mommy Wants Vodka Ok, so Aunt Becky over at Mommy wants Vodka is doing a giveaway and to be entered you have to complete this interview. I am entering for two reasons, one being that it gives me a chance to say Aunt Becky at least 3 times in one post…
Show me your boobs! Be a sweetheart and go in the other room to play…
We’re at Nanci’s for our bi-weekly supper and 4 or 8 bottles of wine. Her husband, Renaud is off playing hockey or having an affair or something equally as macho and the kids are bouncing off the walls. Mine are teenagers but no less intrusive than the 3 and 5 year olds who are wielding swords and…
Seriously? Cardi-Coats? SHUT-UP!!!
That’s it, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to pile every one of my cardigans on top of my television and light them all on fire if I have to hear one more episode of Old Navy’s Cardigan campaign. Seriously? Cardi-Coats? Party-Cardies? AFTER-PARTY-CARDIES????? STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear wankerhut.com
Dear wankerhut.com, Words cannot express the feelings of jealousy or regret I felt the moment I simultaneously realized that you existed and that I had not the foresight to buy your domain name before somebody else did. Love Jen.
An uninviting passing memory
It makes me wonder sometimes whether I have learned anything at all or simply found a way to better hide that I still harbor the mentality of a misguided hormonal 14 year old girl. It? you ask. What is it? It wakes me in the morning reminiscent and melancholy. It makes me nostalgic for things that I am…
The Numbers are in:
5 hours is what I spent yesterday, transforming my boyfriend’s face into a zombie in Photoshop before both of us decided that maybe the concept was all wrong. 9 hours a day (on average) is what I spent in front of the computer working on the The Lady’s Lounge and Damiana Dolce this week….
Education or mass hysteria?
I took Chloe to the clinic once when she was about 4 or 5 years old for a rash that covered her entire back. I thought she was having an allergic reaction to something but didn’t take her the first or second day because a similar thing had happened with her sister and the…
Chloe don’t eat the fish!!
This morning I was loading the dishwasher and noticed a Tupperware container with remnants of tuna in it, in the sink. Shit! That was in the fridge for over a week… I know Annika didn’t eat it because she never makes her lunch and Julia is still downstairs sleeping. I grab my phone and call…
Ummm… Is it just me?
Ummm… Is it just me or does the early 1900’s, famous freak show-bearded lady, Annie Jones, look a lot like Dave Navarro?
Boobies! Boobies!
For the most part it is a lot easier to find an audience than it is to find the paycheck to fund the performer, but it can’t be entirely impossible to fuel one’s bank account as an artist. There are plenty of musicians and dancers who have food in the fridge and a roof…