My body is a living sacrifice new york city 5 borough bike tour

I’m still in shock. I can’t even believe that I’m walking upright, or at all, for that matter. I don’t know what the HELL I was thinking when I agreed to this but I was clearly under the influence of pure stupid. I COMPLETELY and TOTALLY over-estimated my abilities. And I’m really glad that I…

I Punched A Girl And I Liked It

After Boxing class last night, as I was about to drag my tired and sweaty body to the locker room to grab my stuff, the instructor called my name. “Jen! Don’t take off your wraps – come here!” I walked over to her expecting her to check to see if I’d been putting them (wraps)…

Like A Beached Beluga Clogging Down The Pedestrian Path

  I started writing this post yesterday, and I was prepared to tell you all how crappy I’ve been feeling and follow that up with words of inspiration. I had gone on this run at 6:30. I was sad and frustrated when I left the house but as I ran I was overcome with a…

And By Music I Mean Breasts

I’d be lying if I told you that there are no parts of my body that I hate. I’d be lying if I told you that there are any parts of my body that I love. But my perspective is skewed. And I hold very high double standards. When I was young (and by young I mean…

I’m not impressed

So in the spirit of yesterday’s post, I have decided not to retaliate violently against winter, by killing it. What I am doing, is diplomatically demonstrating my feelings. Civilly expressing my sentiments. Peacefully protesting winter. By giving up walking my dog until Spring.   And I thought you all should know.

Dear Québec, Grow The F#@K Up!

 That’s right, I’m heading for the danger zone here and I really don’t give a shit who hates me, judges me, or unfriends me on stupid facebook by the time I make it out. On that ragey note, let’s start with a charming little Once Upon A Time, shall we? 15 years ago, I was…

Dentistry Induced Erotica

  I have been having nightmares almost every single sleepless night for the last 7 1/2 years of my life. Last night was different. In my dream, it was nighttime and I was reclined on the sofa in the waiting room, where there were bay windows overlooking the street. A dentist was sewing up my…

On Being Yourself

    Dear Jennifer June, You seem so grounded and together. I feel so scattered and lost, unsure of what I’m supposed to be doing with my life. I feel like I’m in constant conflict between who I think I am supposed to be and who I am turning out to be instead. I yearn…

CHEERS! WE DID IT EVERYBODY!

  Today is a super amazing awesome incredible celebratory day. I feel like, instead of sitting here wrapping, elevating, and icing my swollen ankle, I should be drinking champagne with my family and screaming CHEERS! WE DID IT EVERYBODY! And I will. When I’m not clambering around on crutches, treading anti-inflamitories. So here’s the thing….

Free Stuff, Serial Killers And Liberty

  Well, I just realized how misleading that title is and felt a little guilty for potentially (but accidentally) luring Genevieve to the site with promises of serial killers. Not guilty enough to change the title mind you… So here’s the thing. In a nutshell, for those of you with short attention spans, I gave…