I’d be lying if I told you that there are no parts of my body that I hate. I’d be lying if I told you that there are any parts of my body that I love. But my perspective is skewed. And I hold very high double standards. When I was young (and by young I mean…
Category: I do things so you won’t have to
I’m not impressed
So in the spirit of yesterday’s post, I have decided not to retaliate violently against winter, by killing it. What I am doing, is diplomatically demonstrating my feelings. Civilly expressing my sentiments. Peacefully protesting winter. By giving up walking my dog until Spring. And I thought you all should know.
Dear Québec, Grow The F#@K Up!
That’s right, I’m heading for the danger zone here and I really don’t give a shit who hates me, judges me, or unfriends me on stupid facebook by the time I make it out. On that ragey note, let’s start with a charming little Once Upon A Time, shall we? 15 years ago, I was…
Dentistry Induced Erotica
I have been having nightmares almost every single sleepless night for the last 7 1/2 years of my life. Last night was different. In my dream, it was nighttime and I was reclined on the sofa in the waiting room, where there were bay windows overlooking the street. A dentist was sewing up my…
On Being Yourself
Dear Jennifer June, You seem so grounded and together. I feel so scattered and lost, unsure of what I’m supposed to be doing with my life. I feel like I’m in constant conflict between who I think I am supposed to be and who I am turning out to be instead. I yearn for the…
CHEERS! WE DID IT EVERYBODY!
Today is a super amazing awesome incredible celebratory day. I feel like, instead of sitting here wrapping, elevating, and icing my swollen ankle, I should be drinking champagne with my family and screaming CHEERS! WE DID IT EVERYBODY! And I will. When I’m not clambering around on crutches, treading anti-inflamitories. So here’s the thing….
Free Stuff, Serial Killers And Liberty
Well, I just realized how misleading that title is and felt a little guilty for potentially (but accidentally) luring Genevieve to the site with promises of serial killers. Not guilty enough to change the title mind you… So here’s the thing. In a nutshell, for those of you with short attention spans, I gave…
And, while I didn’t think it possible, I’ve definitely gotten even sexier than I already was.
So I promised I’d post an update today, as premature as it may be, a week and a half after my love affair with Zumba commenced. I’m pleased to announce that the relationship is still going strong. I haven’t lost any weight, I gained 3 but I’m sure it’s all pure muscle because… just because. While in…
Four Fife Sic Zumba! !
Holy crap! I’m having way too much fun with these HILARIOUS (and by hilarious I mean AWESOME) Zumba DVDs! I’m not kidding. I love them in all their cheesy glory. I’ve been doing them for 3 days in a row now and I can’t get enough, I swear. I wish I could stay home all day…
From here to nowhere in 3 days…
Not that I think my life is a T.V. show or anything but… After 2 24 hour days straight of packing the hell out of my house because I can’t deal with the on going harassment of my landlords a minute longer, I shower, make some tea and curl up on the couch to…