To the little snail who crawled across my deck the other day

JUNE 30, 2015 POSTED BY JENNIFER JUNE (ADMIN) I’m going through a reflective and introspective time I guess. I’m not feeling very social but the few encounters I do have these days, I appreciate very much. I found this little guy on my deck a couple of days ago, and I made him my mentor….

Polite Ways To Tell People to go $#%& themselves…

I’ve been experimenting with polite ways to tell people to go $#%& themselves lately. Not because I have a hard time being polite, and not because I advocate rudeness or hate-hurling, but because I have a hard time standing up for myself. And also, because I’ve been tackling my 2015 list of resolutions this week,…

I Cheated On You, And I’ll Probably Do It Again…

  It’s true. I did. And I’m not even sorry. And honestly, not to be a jerk or anything but I feel like maybe, you should take some responsibility for this. What I mean is that it shouldn’t exactly be a huge surpise or anything. I mean, I looked it up on The Google, and it’s pretty…

I may not be proud, but I’m pretty pleased with myself…

  It’s like I’m basically a creative genius or something. I’ve owned this weird old frame for roughly 6 billion years, and have intended for just as long, to put photographs of my 3 daughters in it. The thing is the style of the frame doesn’t really look right with the style of photos this…

Bleeders, Brawlers, Burlesque, Beer, And Bratwurst

*Disclaimer: Please don’t kill me (you know who you are) I’m just joking (mostly) it’s all in good fun. So. I saw my first ever live Boxing match last weekend. I’ll start by saying that, a year ago, I wouldn’t have set foot in a boxing gym, let alone purposely gone to and watched a…

Rejoice dammit!

  I was watching this awful television program the other day. The one where rich people exploit poor people in crisis in order to get even more rich. Yeah that one. The one where they take a parent or two (although it’s much better for ratings if one of them is deceased – cause of…

I Punched A Girl And I Liked It

After Boxing class last night, as I was about to drag my tired and sweaty body to the locker room to grab my stuff, the instructor called my name. “Jen! Don’t take off your wraps – come here!” I walked over to her expecting her to check to see if I’d been putting them (wraps)…

Resoluting And Things

  I was going to check my 2013 resolutions to see if I actually accomplished any of them, before making new ones for this year but as it turns out, I was seemingly still working on 2012 at the time, because the list is nowhere to be found. Luckily, not much has changed and I…

Wine And Dash

  Motivation sure does come in all shapes sizes and flavours doesn’t it? I mean some people are inspired by the successes of their peers, mentors, and idols. Others perhaps by heart wrenching stories of those less fortunate, disfigured or maimed. What? You’ve never temporarily considered joining a bouldering club after hearing of a rock…