Wine And Dash

  Motivation sure does come in all shapes sizes and flavours doesn’t it? I mean some people are inspired by the successes of their peers, mentors, and idols. Others perhaps by heart wrenching stories of those less fortunate, disfigured or maimed. What? You’ve never temporarily considered joining a bouldering club after hearing of a rock…

Feel Good Feelings And Other Sociopathic Symptoms

Here’s the thing. The thing is that I may or may not (absolutely do) have, albeit un-diagnosed, mental health issues that have been amplified to an unflattering extent, on account of a mountain of stress at work, a recent and very heartbreaking break-up, a relapse into financial ruin, and children who keep trying to kill…

Being not dumb (My Life As Marilyn Part 2)

  So remember yesterday when i was telling you that Marilyn Monroe and I are pretty much the same person, minus the She’s the epitome of womanhood plus she’s rich famous and dead and I’m a short round middle aged mom who nobody knows and also I’m ass broke and very much alive part? Well,…

Dear God In Heaven (It’s Over)

Many people, who are now my enemies for life because they’re obviously stupid and/or live in a world made of rainbows and gumdrops and unicorns, say that the Lord (That’s you God) only gives one as much as he or she can handle in life. What one can handle and what you, LORD, seem to…

On The First Day Of New Year (2013)

  The thing is… Last New Year I wrote a post about how Jillian Michaels said on facebook that the first 12 days of your New Year determines how the rest of the year will play out. I was all panicked because I learned this already 4 or 5 days in to January and obviously,…

Hot Chuck And The BBF In The Whole Wide World

Because only the best of friends could care about my hungering. my longing, my lust, my slightly inappropriate yet insatiable yearning for Celebrity Chef Chuck Hughes enough to show him my photo and record his video message. To me. Saying my name. And blowing me kisses. And then email it to me so that I can play it…