I was going to check my 2013 resolutions to see if I actually accomplished any of them, before making new ones for this year but as it turns out, I was seemingly still working on 2012 at the time, because the list is nowhere to be found. Luckily, not much has changed and I…
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Wine And Dash
Motivation sure does come in all shapes sizes and flavours doesn’t it? I mean some people are inspired by the successes of their peers, mentors, and idols. Others perhaps by heart wrenching stories of those less fortunate, disfigured or maimed. What? You’ve never temporarily considered joining a bouldering club after hearing of a rock…
Feel Good Feelings And Other Sociopathic Symptoms
Here’s the thing. The thing is that I may or may not (absolutely do) have, albeit un-diagnosed, mental health issues that have been amplified to an unflattering extent, on account of a mountain of stress at work, a recent and very heartbreaking break-up, a relapse into financial ruin, and children who keep trying to kill…
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Being not dumb (My Life As Marilyn Part 2)
So remember yesterday when i was telling you that Marilyn Monroe and I are pretty much the same person, minus the She’s the epitome of womanhood plus she’s rich famous and dead and I’m a short round middle aged mom who nobody knows and also I’m ass broke and very much alive part? Well,…
My Life As Marilyn, Minus the Looks The Body And The Ambition
I went to see the movie Love Marilyn last night. I can’t get into that with you because I’m not ready to write a 12 page personal essay on My Life As Marilyn – Minus The Looks, The Body And The Ambition. Well, I’m willing to get into a little bit of it with you. But…
What Shattered First, My Ego Or My Dreams Of Becoming A Running Superstar?
Slurp slurp slurp… That’s me. Licking my wounds. Friday night, as some of you already know, I MC’d a burlesque show here in Montréal for the first time in years. I was pretty relaxed about introducing the show and performing and stuff but I had plans for an evolution of character over the course of…
Dear God In Heaven (It’s Over)
Many people, who are now my enemies for life because they’re obviously stupid and/or live in a world made of rainbows and gumdrops and unicorns, say that the Lord (That’s you God) only gives one as much as he or she can handle in life. What one can handle and what you, LORD, seem to…
They’re on to me, and that 6 kilos of crack cocaine that I might accidentaly have slipped into my own luggage when I wasn’t looking…
Let’s talk about this fraud complex I suffer from. The one where every show I do, I am certain that this is the one where everyone will find out that I can’t actually sing. Where everyone will shake their heads and ask themselves, “Who does she think she is?” The one where every post…
On The First Day Of New Year (2013)
The thing is… Last New Year I wrote a post about how Jillian Michaels said on facebook that the first 12 days of your New Year determines how the rest of the year will play out. I was all panicked because I learned this already 4 or 5 days in to January and obviously,…