Yesterday Other Jen and I went for a brunch at this super cute cafe in Mile End, on the corner of Esplanade and Fairmount. The atmosphere was cozy and the decor inspiring to the point that I became temporarily (I’m over it now) certain that i needed to have a cage of barred soap…
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They’re on to me, and that 6 kilos of crack cocaine that I might accidentaly have slipped into my own luggage when I wasn’t looking…
Let’s talk about this fraud complex I suffer from. The one where every show I do, I am certain that this is the one where everyone will find out that I can’t actually sing. Where everyone will shake their heads and ask themselves, “Who does she think she is?” The one where every post…
On The Eleventh Day Of The New Year
“Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” Um… no offense or anything, but I’m not even entirely sure on where “we” stand as it is. I mean, sure, we have fun and stuff but if you’re going to insist on exclusivity, I have other options to consider before committing 100%. I’m not going…
On The First Day Of New Year (2013)
The thing is… Last New Year I wrote a post about how Jillian Michaels said on facebook that the first 12 days of your New Year determines how the rest of the year will play out. I was all panicked because I learned this already 4 or 5 days in to January and obviously,…
Proud of my Dad
The thing is, that all kids have moments of being embarrassed and/or ashamed of their parents. I have been blessed with growing up with not one, not two or even three, but six parents and let me tell you, there is enough fuel to feed the shame of an army of Jens in that…
Hot Chuck And The BBF In The Whole Wide World
Because only the best of friends could care about my hungering. my longing, my lust, my slightly inappropriate yet insatiable yearning for Celebrity Chef Chuck Hughes enough to show him my photo and record his video message. To me. Saying my name. And blowing me kisses. And then email it to me so that I can play it…
My Cat Is An Asshole
I SWEAR I had every intention of writing a cheerful post today, I honestly did. Sadly, Sheldon had to go and ruin it for all of you with his greed-driven sense of self entitlement. I have been having a really assy couple of weeks. I was overbooked, overworked, bitten by a chinchilla, subsequently immunized…
Free Stuff, Serial Killers And Liberty
Well, I just realized how misleading that title is and felt a little guilty for potentially (but accidentally) luring Genevieve to the site with promises of serial killers. Not guilty enough to change the title mind you… So here’s the thing. In a nutshell, for those of you with short attention spans, I gave…
I’m A I’m A Giant Crybaby And Other Reasons I Shouldn’t Have To Work
Sunday afternoon I went to see Brent sing with The McGill Choral Society & Women Making Music. I was fine for the first half (Bach) and all through intermission but as soon as the second half (Choir/Audience Sing-A-Long Christmas carols) started, with Silent Night, I started to cry. I have had this issue for many years…
Chou Gatta Prolehghm??
I do. I have a problem and it’s pretty much making me insane. For a week now my mouth tastes like butter. Yep. Butter. And everything I eat tastes like it has butter on it. And everything I drink tastes like it has butter in it. And God knows how delicious an ice cold glass…