I AM FAKE NEWS!

It finally happened. Jo was quietly running through her morning routine; drinking coffee, scrolling away on her phone, stalking chicks on the right, bombarding me with questions I can’t possibly answer. “Are these actual people???” “Are people┬áthis┬ástupid?” “Are these idiots for real??” If they’re idiots there’s not much validity to what they’re saying, and if…