Where have I gone?

I looked at her profile page. I won’t deny it. I do it and, so does every other chick with a MySpace/Twitter/Facebook page. We stalk the hell out of each other and any girl who denies this is a flat out liar. We stalk our boyfriend’s pages, our ex-boyfriend’s pages, our ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s pages,…

Letter to my 15 year old self

Dear Jennifer (aka JEM, JenX, Jennie, Jeff etc…), we need to talk. I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting lately and it has come to my attention that there are things you should know before embarking on the rest of your teen age. 1- You are NOT fat. Eat, drink, be merry and most of all,…