First thing is first.
I was so touched I almost cried. No jokes.
A dream came true last week that I NEED to share with you.
I was FINALLY validated as a blogger by not one BUT two emails that confirmed for me that this is actually a real blog you’re reading. That’s right. You heard me. This is a blog.
1. I received a guest-blogger request. Awwww yeah! Some chick named nicole asked if she could write a guest post on The Lady’s Lounge and I was so stoked… until I read the part where she tells me that she writes about sizegenetics.
And I was like WHAT? Oh, she doesn’t want to actually write something cool or funny, she wants to promote a product or a service or something. Then I was all Yo Google! Help me out here!
To which Google responded:
And then I cried. But not really. I just felt bummed out. Because I thought somebody actually wanted to guest post on The Lady’s Lounge. And by somebody I mean – not a Penis Enlargement Spammer.
2. I received an email from a company that would like me to sample and review their product on this here site.
What???? I know right? Obviously, I said no, that I’m not that kind of woman – that I have standards and in no way want to be affiliated with any company selling anything ever.
That is a blatant lie.
I totally said yes. Call me a slut, I don’t care, people have been calling me that since I was 13 and still a virgin. Hadn’t even ever Frenched a guy. Seriously.
I’m going to try their product and I am going to photograph it in all kind of naughty positions and I am going to post those photos and tell you about it in graphic gory detail.
And lastly, but not really because it will never be over between us…
My super and talented mom is producing the RadioShow- An MF Daisy Songbook Concert May 2oth (in which I will be singing because that is exactly how I roll) at Riverside Theatre Works in Hyde Park. (just a hop skip and a jump away from Boston) so if you live there come to the show and if you don’t live there… move.
The show is free (but donations to Dignity Productions are graciously welcome) so in order to fund this brilliant production, Kickstarter has agreed to match the amount of donations raised on their site and the best news of all is that people can donate online, regardless of whether or not they are coming to the show.
SO if you’re looking for a creative cause to contribute to or know anybody with some money they need to get rid of, send them to this link at Kickstarter because dignity productions is awesome.
Because Dignity Productions is affiliated with The Fistula Foundation, one of the largest funders of Dr. Catherine Hamlin’s Fistula Hospital. And that is so much more than just a worthy cause. A to the M.E.N.