Things I’ve been doing over the last week (While I was ignoring you) that were helpful and amazing good times and awesome and inspirational in a rainbow of ways:
Taught a Self-Realization Workshop to a group of brilliant, beautiful and enthusiastic, immigrant women.
Dove back into The Artist’s Way – I am seriously going to finish it this time!!
Watched the movie My Week With Marilyn.
I know it sounds strange but I identified with some of the characters in a deeply profound way and although I imagine this isn’t what the filmmaker was going for, as disturbing as the film was, I had several epiphanies throughout watching it.
Went to an adorable and hilarious play called Mama’s Club with the lovely Lady Josephine.
Had a ridiculous post-play conversation about how my eco-friendly mascara sucks boogers and despite being so natural and organic that it’s probably made out of the crushed toe-nails of baby angels, runs like Tammy Baker’s at the slight suggestion of humidity.
Followed that conversation up with an even more ridiculous one:
Went for Supper at Franky’s dad’s place and had the immense pleasure of meeting his brat-faced, 17 year old little brother’s bad-ass friend who played the piano like nobody’s business. My jaw was on the floor.
Downloaded the cheeziest ever most ridiculous DVD on the planet so I could Zumba my booty to perfection.
And was subsequently ridiculed by Thing 1 and Thing 2 who insisted on watching me flop around the living room like a lunatic, in an attempt to master booty shaking and meringue hip hopping.
ME: What? Did she just say HUMP HUMP?
Thing 1: PUMP! (old lady…)
Me: I heard that!! (little shit…)
Thing 1: I heard that! (crazy witch…)
*Note, I may have made part of that conversation up in my head. I was feeling a little insecure.
In my defence, after ten minutes of screaming at my (yes – MY – I own them now) hot-blooded sex-machine instructors that they had no rhythm, I realized that the visual wasn’t synced properly with the audio. I was ever so slightly more coordinated after restarting the DVD.
Some other super inspirational stuff that I can’t remember.
Plus more stuff that I’m going to tell you about tomorrow because I have yoga to do, manifestation to master, a show to prepare for and a client to see this afternoon.