No means NO right? I mean… like if a douchey-wanker hits on you at the bar and you say No, he has like 4 and a half seconds max to back the hell off or else…
And when those witnessing the all mighty Jehovah come to the door and you say: NO there is only enough time to say Have a nice day before the door closes on the waving Watchtower right?
NO DOGS ALLOWED = $200 fine
No Parking = Car towed away to secret location managed by sadistic trolls.
No Shoes, No Shirt = No service
And when I asked my boyfriend if I was allowed to take a mistress, his delivery of the word NO left absolutely no wiggle room whatsoever (and believe me I tried).
So how come after weeks of begging and pleading and whining and crying all leading to my repeated use of the word NO, did this little guy manage to become our new roommate?
And how was all my frustration over it instantly outweighed my massive crush on him?


Well, I mean, look at the physique on that guy. Who could say no?
Squuuuuuuuuishy!!
I love that thing!