Michael Bolton was on a talk show this morning, discussing his new book and his not so new collaboration with the SNL boys for their Lonely Island project. Despite his obvious talent, I was too wannabe punk-rock/new-wave during the peak of his fame and popularity to appreciate his music, but I did feel…
Month: March 2013
Massages and other debilitating preoccupations
So here`s the thing. I was given a certificate for a spa this week and I booked myself an hour long massage. I was given the 90 minute option but, naturally this sent me into a state of panic. I can’t stay calm that long. I can’t quiet the incessant chatter in my…
Dear God In Heaven (I’m Sorry)
Dear God In Heaven, I’m sorry. There I said it. Well, I’m not sorry sorry but I mean, maybe “over” is too strong of a word for what it is. I’m just saying that maybe I was a little hasty. I thought it through and yes, I do need to learn how to set boundaries but I…
Dear God In Heaven (It’s Over)
Many people, who are now my enemies for life because they’re obviously stupid and/or live in a world made of rainbows and gumdrops and unicorns, say that the Lord (That’s you God) only gives one as much as he or she can handle in life. What one can handle and what you, LORD, seem to…