Colonoscopies are SO AWESOME! Minus how gross the preparation is, and the super-fun side effects of the preparation and the going to the hospital part and the gowns and the painful discomfort of having your bowels inflated with air part oh, and also minus the having a tube crammed up your butt part. But aside…
Month: February 2012
Sexiest Valentine Ever Part One
Oh, you thought I was joking yesterday? No, no I was not. I am hell bent on having the sexiest colonoscopy anyone has every had in the history of womankind. You laugh, but I booked a Brazilian for this bitch and everything. Showered, legs shaved, full make-up, hair and nails… I even picked out a…